{"id":551,"date":"2017-01-20T20:02:10","date_gmt":"2017-01-21T04:02:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/?p=551"},"modified":"2018-12-17T14:54:22","modified_gmt":"2018-12-17T22:54:22","slug":"you-cannot-keep-a-good-splot-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/2017\/551","title":{"rendered":"You Cannot Keep a Good SPLOT Down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are people who do not take the power of SPLOTs seriously. This is dangerous mostly for them, the uninformed. The SPLOT force is invisible but invincible.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">Do<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">Not<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">Fail<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">To<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">Appease<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: 28px;\">The SPLOT<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are people who do not take the power of SPLOTs seriously. This is dangerous mostly for them, the uninformed. The SPLOT force is invisible but invincible. &nbsp; Do Not Fail To Appease The SPLOT<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":550,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-odd-ideas","category-published"],"splot_meta":{"author":"Alan Levine aka @cogdog","license":"by","footer":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=551"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":552,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/551\/revisions\/552"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/splot.ca\/writer\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}